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Wonders why people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself...EXCUSE ME but I'm having a conversation here!!!
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12-03-2010 12:17
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Life was so simple back when we didn't need a Username and a Password.
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12-03-2010 12:12 by
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if it wasn't obvious before, it should be now.....The 80s had the best cartoons.
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12-03-2010 12:09
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wonders...if a cow gets struck by lightning, is that fast food?
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12-03-2010 12:08 by
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The best thing about this status is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's too late for you to stop reading it. ;)
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12-03-2010 11:59 by
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Lord, please place one hand over my shoulder and the other over my mouth!! Thank you!
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12-03-2010 11:55 by
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wants to give someone jello and chopsticks and then sit back and watch the show!
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12-03-2010 11:53 by
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Playing Wheel Of Fortune- Phrase G_F_CK Y_ _RS_LF ..would you like to solve or would you like to buy a vowel??
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12-03-2010 11:49 by
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How soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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12-03-2010 11:44 by
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Was always told to practice the Golden Rule-treat others like I wanted to be treated...so I spanked you and pulled your hair.
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12-03-2010 11:33 by
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You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle!
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12-03-2010 11:24
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why have rifles, bombs and guns when you can have the good oul fashioned snowball
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12-03-2010 10:51 by
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Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
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12-03-2010 10:33 by
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Wonders if a Facebook "Poke" is equivalent to a "Quickie". Please tell me, I'm not the only one who has pondered this...
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12-03-2010 10:14
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"Duct tape" - finding a cure to noise pollution, one mouth at a time.
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12-03-2010 10:11 by
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I see Charlie Brown hittin' on Jessica Rabbitt, Transformers talkin dirty to Sailor Moon, Daria sxting Rainbow Brite, Woodpeckers and Woodys gettin buzz lightyeared, wtf .. I'm goin back 2 sleep
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12-03-2010 09:59 by
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Like this status if you have ever tried to accomplish something before the microwave timer ends.
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12-03-2010 09:57 by
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attempting to work the word "Flagrant" in to my conversations this afternoon as I just like saying it!
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12-03-2010 09:51 by
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Thinks its funny when people read someone elses status & start to wonder if it has something to do with them.
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12-03-2010 09:46 by
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Why does everyone say, "Calgon, take me away!" when they are having a bad day? Calgon doesn't have anything on a little bit of whiskey or beer.
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12-03-2010 09:45 by
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