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   messageicon The American People are voicing the collective concern over the shocking attempts by Democrats to gut and abuse the US Constitution. So predictably the Democrat response to this concern is to Abuse and Gut the the United States Constitution.... Go Figure
←Rate | 06-24-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For some reason the British people have been complaining that they had to donate 20% of their entire economy to the European Economic Union ..... How selfish of them.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 16:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Rickon Stark's favorite band is One Direction.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 18:02 by Danatello Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... Heck ..... ow can you trust a government that leaves you defenseless against an enemy your own Government Imported?
←Rate | 06-24-2016 18:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on my experiences in the New York City subway system, Jehovah's Witnesses are a source of renewable energy.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dunno.Was EVERYBODY Kung Fu fighting? Wasn't there at least one guy watching the door?
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Britain: Now that you're no longer part of Europe, can you finally admit that soccer sucks?
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just ordered this awesome t-shirt: "I participated in the Brexit vote and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." Hmmm. Too soon.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just took a Sex And The City character quiz tonight and got the bored boyfriend who was forced to watch.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As far as my liver knows, today's my birthday....
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm almost certain that any one of us born between 1975-1983 could potentially be one of Burt Reynolds children.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 00:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If robots take over, I feel pretty good about my chance of survival. Most of them seem to really like my tweets.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The United Kingdom will exit the European Union and have agreed to start seeing other countries, like the United States.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not only do we get a new James Bond, but he will now require a Visa to do missions in Europe.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great Britain just opting for free agency trying to get some of that sweet NBA rising salary cap money.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Golden Corral has lobster tails for $2.99. That's less than the medicine you'll need to buy from puking your guts out afterwards.
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever it rains the trees scream "it's party time"
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:36 by stoner dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one wants to chill with me tonight cuz I lost my Netflix password
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:43 by stoner dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reading red meat is bad for you so i'm giving up reading
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:47 by stoner dude Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you prefer a table over the booth we will never be friends
←Rate | 06-25-2016 01:49 by stoner dude Comments (0)  



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