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All of those movies that had a black President in charge of America at the end of the world were wrong. Turns out it will be an orange one.
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06-08-2016 05:47
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In heaven, if you get angel hair for dinner the manager comps your meal and apologizes repeatedly.
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06-08-2016 05:49
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Why does Victoria Beckham call them boobs and not a Spice Rack?
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06-08-2016 05:50
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Mind of a 21 year old man, body of a 45 year old lesbian...
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06-08-2016 05:52
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I need to stop lying to my therapist. I also just need to stop lying. I don't have a therapist.
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06-08-2016 05:55
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I had assumed Netflix's The Do-Over was about Adam Sandler traveling back in time to fix his career. I was wrong.
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06-08-2016 05:57
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Ever get the feeling that stuffed animals are only silent because they're judging you?
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06-08-2016 06:02
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I'd like to congratulate Hillary Clinton on clinching the Democratic nomination. Does anyone have her personal email address?
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06-08-2016 06:07
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Pro Tip: Apparently, 20 minutes is "too soon" to tell the new employee that the company is a godawful living hell of misery and despair.
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06-08-2016 06:10
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Your popularity in High School will translate well into the real world!!!
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06-08-2016 06:12
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I'd give my wife my coat if she's cold but I'll take it back if I become cold and maybe she'll be prepared next time we go out.
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06-08-2016 06:15
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Here's hopeing Kanye's next surprise cancellation will be "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
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06-08-2016 06:17
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Here's hoping Kanye's next surprise cancellation will be "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
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06-08-2016 06:18
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Canadian Birthday Traditions: Apologizing for the candles being so hot.
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06-08-2016 06:19
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When I want to trim down my friend's Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
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06-08-2016 06:22
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They give you a poker chip when you reach 6 months clean in Gambler's Anonymous.
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06-08-2016 06:25
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The chances of me going to a party increases 100% if they have a dog.
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06-08-2016 06:28
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.... It turns out that Hillary Clinton has 21 media advocates on her campaign payroll. Isn't that kinda like having 21 Used car salesmen hired to sell one car?
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06-08-2016 12:47
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That Judge was associated with the Mexican activist group "La Raza" Dummy and yes you do join that group.
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06-08-2016 13:39
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Somebody please remind me who founded the Klan before uneducated accusations are made.
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