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Pitching a marriage game show called ""Fine or Not Fine?"
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Olive Garden didn't treat me like family. If they did they would've blown cigarette smoke in my face and told me what a disappointment I am.
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06-07-2016 05:58
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Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
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06-07-2016 06:02
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I think my coworkers like me mostly because I’m too busy texting to judge their work ethic.
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06-07-2016 06:04
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The first bee is always the calm before the swarm.
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06-07-2016 06:05
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Shout out to all my fans out there! [mom stands up and waves]
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06-07-2016 06:07
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When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
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06-07-2016 06:07
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I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it.
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06-07-2016 06:08
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I am not narcissistic. I just wonder how all of this pertains to me....
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06-07-2016 06:10
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Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club.
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06-07-2016 06:11
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Dogs Barking at Night Translated -- Dog 1: Hey! I’m a dog! Dog 2: No way! I, too, am a dog! Dog 3: Ok, you guys aren't going to believe this...
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06-07-2016 07:06
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Request to Disneyland to have a 101 Dalmatians attraction where you literally just sit in a room surrounded by 101 Dalmation puppies.
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06-07-2016 14:18
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... I think it's sad that my retirement plan consists of buying a lottery ticked every week. But when I DO win ... I am totally retiring!
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06-07-2016 15:09
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Hey, If I was an African American defendant and found out that the Judge in charge of my docket was associated with the Klan .... I too would definitely question his ability to judge my case.
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06-07-2016 15:13
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Heard somebody in the US gets stabbed every 52 seconds .... Poor Schmuck
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06-07-2016 16:23
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A gay Christian is not an oxymoron, a hateful Christian most certainly is....
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06-07-2016 17:05
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Oh you're voting for Hillarious Clinton the crook. I am not saying you're stupid, but voting for her only proves you are. . .
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06-07-2016 22:17 by
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Here's another way to pi$$ off a liberal.. tell them to obey the immigration laws. . .
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06-07-2016 22:48 by
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Crib instructions should come with a warning that you may end up divorced before assembly is complete.
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06-08-2016 00:06
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A lady would text you at 8:10 and expect you to text back at 8:09
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