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Fruitcakes are like kids. Eighteen years later they're often still found just sitting around your house.
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12-29-2010 15:01
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I will consider running a half-marathon the first time I see someone smiling while doing it.
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12-29-2010 15:00 by
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High on life and also a tiny bit of paint.
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12-29-2010 13:39 by
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says it just isn't fair there are children starving in Africa, And I wake up looking this good.
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12-29-2010 12:57 by
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Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
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12-29-2010 12:56 by
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When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves
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12-29-2010 12:33
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Fubu shirt- $100 ; Rocca Wear sweatshirt- $80 ; Sean John hat- $50 ; Realizing you're white... Priceless.
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12-29-2010 12:31
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There are two things I cannot stand: racism and asians
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12-29-2010 12:22 by
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I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few.
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12-29-2010 12:21 by
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Licking pu$sy is like playing with the mafia: one wrong move and your in deep sh*t.
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12-29-2010 12:20 by
my face your a$$
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I you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours.
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12-29-2010 12:10 by
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ~Jane Wagner
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12-29-2010 11:00
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Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
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12-29-2010 11:00
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If normal is a relative term, then why aren't my relatives normal?
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12-29-2010 09:03 by
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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12-29-2010 08:58 by
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Hates when he gets really comfortable in bed just to relize he left the over head light on and the switch is all the way across the room
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12-29-2010 08:50
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Do yourself a favor and stay off of a scale for at least a month! Trust me...
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12-29-2010 08:45 by
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See, you think I give a sh@t.. Wrong! In fact, while you talk,I'm thinking; How can I give less of a sh@t?that's why I look so interested..
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12-29-2010 08:32 by
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other for silly reasons !!!... :P :D
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12-29-2010 08:26 by
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Non-Alcoholic beer. It's like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same but just not right.
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