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Nipples...Mother Nature's thermometer.
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05-05-2016 09:04
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What if Peter Parker had gotten bit by a radioactive beaver?
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05-05-2016 11:26
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I'll punch you and take your taco.
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05-05-2016 12:01
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You are not designed for everyone to like you. You're not pizza.
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05-05-2016 13:39
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I typed my symptoms into Web MD this afternoon, Turns out I'm Gary Busey .
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05-05-2016 15:05
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Giant douche or turd sandwich? ....the choice is yours.
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05-05-2016 16:16
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Remember folks...the left wing and the right wing are all part of the same bird!
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05-05-2016 20:30
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I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name.
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05-06-2016 05:09
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I wonder if Magic Johnson ever regrets wasting the world's best porn name on a basketball career.
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05-06-2016 05:11
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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
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05-06-2016 05:13
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Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
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05-06-2016 05:15
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If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'.
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05-06-2016 05:18
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Nature in the country: watching a deer drink from a stream. Nature in the city: watching a rat and a pigeon fight over a condom.
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05-06-2016 05:20
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1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys.
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05-06-2016 05:22
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Fun Prank Idea: Put Kool-Aid in your friend's shower head. Then, when he or she gets in the shower, set their house on fire.
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05-06-2016 05:23
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When playing dodgeball, remember the golden rule: Hide behind the fat kid...
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05-06-2016 05:25
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Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.
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05-06-2016 05:26
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Don't tell my pillow I said this, but, I don't think he'll ever fulfill his dreams of becoming a hairstylist.
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05-06-2016 05:28
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Ladies, if you want a guy to look at your face instead of your chest, eat a banana.
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05-06-2016 05:30
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Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.
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