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I just got a Congratulations message from facebook today, they said my block list has now exceeded my friends list...I wonder what I win lol
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05-03-2016 00:35 by
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Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
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05-03-2016 01:49
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you?
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05-03-2016 02:00
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are....you have small boobs.
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05-03-2016 02:02
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Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
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05-03-2016 02:03
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The difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball is a guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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05-03-2016 02:05
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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
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05-03-2016 02:06
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Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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05-03-2016 02:08
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The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the women's ass.
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05-03-2016 02:10
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Blind man walks into a bar.... And a table, and a chair.
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05-03-2016 02:11
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The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.
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05-03-2016 02:15
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The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
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05-03-2016 02:17
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I refuse to accept your labels like "immature" & "irresponsible" & "don't drink while taking this medication".
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05-03-2016 02:19
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In high school, I was voted 'Who is that? Does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
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05-03-2016 02:20
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"Here kitty, kitty, kitty" - Me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon.
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05-03-2016 02:22
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Sorry ladies, but I already got my eyes on a woman who's not interested.
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05-03-2016 02:25
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Alex, I'll take 'same sh*t, different day' for $800.00, please.
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05-03-2016 10:43
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Studies show that human being experience feelings of joy when pushing the 'Skip Ad' button.
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05-03-2016 12:13
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The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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05-03-2016 12:20 by
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The 1 thing Liberals & Conservatives should agree on: The media is a mess. Get back to who's right not who's first.
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