Everytime gay rights is brought up in North Carolina and Mississippi, every Christian that smokes, drinks, curses, and/or has premarital sex is suddenly concerned with what the Bible allows.
I don't remember myself, but my parents love to tell others about the time they found me dancing naked on the kitchen table to the final Jeopardy music at age 2 or 3.
You should never hide anything from your parents. "Getting caught" doesn't apply to me, when I was younger I walked it into the living room and said "I need bigger condoms", and walked away....