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hates the soup to meat ratio in a can of soup:(
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01-21-2011 00:02
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"I'm not saying you're a slut, but you would talk to a garbage can if it were waiving a $5 bill at you!!"
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01-20-2011 23:46
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1. Go to Google Maps and click on "Get Directions." 2. Enter "USA" as your start point. 3. Enter "Japan" as your destination. 4. Go to the 31st point on your route. 5. Repost this on your status
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01-20-2011 23:30 by
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wishes I could search Google for my car keys...
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01-20-2011 23:28 by
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I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone".
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01-20-2011 23:19 by
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breaking news cat stuck in a tree, only fox.. .
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01-20-2011 22:53
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recommended by 4 out of 5 ex-girlfriends.
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01-20-2011 21:38 by
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theres no time for pants!
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01-20-2011 21:18
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Steven Tyler has the face only a mother could love.
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01-20-2011 21:07 by
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this status has been made from 90% recycled status posts. Just doing my part to keep Facebook Clean and clutter Free.
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01-20-2011 21:05 by
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If cars could fly I probably still wouldnt get one. My car breaks down enough on the road
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01-20-2011 19:35
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I'm trying to learn yoga.....I'm pretty sure that I have the "Moron lying on his ass" move perfected
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01-20-2011 19:33 by
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says welcome to Facebook... Your mortgage is past due.
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01-20-2011 19:29 by
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needs a hero! If not then at least a BLT....I'm hungry.
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01-20-2011 19:05
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Everytime I think I'm going to get some pie, the bakery closes early.
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01-20-2011 18:41
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your eye's sparkle like a bass boat in the sunshine.....
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01-20-2011 18:37 by
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The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song.
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01-20-2011 17:18
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At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
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01-20-2011 17:16 by
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There's nothing worse than loving someone who's never going to stop disappointing you.
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01-20-2011 17:15
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BREAKING NEWS: This just in from the newsdesk.....Most women are comlplicated.
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01-20-2011 17:14 by
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