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Perhaps it's about time to ask Bernie Sanders what American life was really like back in 1776.
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03-09-2016 18:01
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Folks, if your feet look like you've been playing soccer with a pineapple, do not wear flip-flops out in public.
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03-09-2016 23:48
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Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
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03-10-2016 00:48
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I can't wait till St.Patricks Day....!!! The one day a year I can eat lucky charms dowsed in green beer for breakfast and my wife can't say crap.....
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03-10-2016 03:04
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It started out innocent enough. - Whiskey
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03-10-2016 13:27
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So don't come to my door wanting to talk about the Lord. I don't come to your door wanting to talk about wine and vibrators, do I?
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03-10-2016 13:40
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"PROVE IT!!" I yell from the back of the church.
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03-10-2016 14:45
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I'm so old...I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor!
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03-10-2016 16:30
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Fuller House is a wonderful show, let's hope Netflix comes out with another one called Married With Grandchildren.
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03-10-2016 16:32
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Cinnamon flavored whiskey...is that what the junior high girls are drinking these days?
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03-10-2016 16:36
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There's always a guy in all coffee shops sitting at a table, not on his iPhone, not on a laptop, not even on an iPad, he's just drinking coffee, like a psychopathic murderer. Don't forget to say "Hi" y'all!!!
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03-10-2016 16:40
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Don't forget this one thing folks, tonight the Moon will be visible from Earth. The last time this happened was last night.
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03-10-2016 16:42
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Pro Tip: You're not truly a parent until you've given your child the middle finger behind their back while mouthing, "F*ck you!"
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03-10-2016 16:44
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Just read that serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer's house is for sale and no one is interested. I get it though, no one wants to live in Ohio.
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03-10-2016 16:47
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As I admired my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: "I'm going to get kicked out of this Home Depot any minute now."
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03-10-2016 16:50
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It's Thursday and I don't need any inspirational messages to start my day, just spike my coffee and shut the f*ck up.
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03-10-2016 16:52
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If you "like" this status, someone you hate will step on a lego.
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03-10-2016 16:54
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So true the Republicans waited until the black guy dropped out the Presidential race before they started comparing genital sizes...
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03-10-2016 19:31
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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03-10-2016 20:03
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
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