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If you can read, then this status doesn't apply to you.
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01-27-2011 22:56 by
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Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
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01-27-2011 22:52 by
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I live every day like it's my first. There's a lot of crying and sleeping involved.
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01-27-2011 22:31 by
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I didn't mean to get drunk, it just seems to happen when I drink.
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01-27-2011 22:06
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and with a flick of my lighter, the dishes are done.
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01-27-2011 21:51
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~ Proud to be the winner of the sperm race ~
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01-27-2011 21:47 by
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I think American Idol could make it a little more interesting by adding a trap door.
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01-27-2011 21:23 by
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in the future wedding vows will include "Do you take this person as your married to status link on Facebook?"
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01-27-2011 21:14
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storming the Castle Anthrax all alone and doesn't want any back up!
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01-27-2011 21:06
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watched numerous horror movies without so much as a flinch, but I just crapped a brick when the toast popped up out of the toaster.
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01-27-2011 21:00 by
Hot Tea
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If its any consolation, I didn't get lucky last night either.
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01-27-2011 20:52
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wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status.
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01-27-2011 20:36 by
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I went fishing for bottom feeders yesterday, and caught a R0unders!
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01-27-2011 20:17 by
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Ever have one of those days at work no matter who talks to you they sound the teacher from The Peanuts cartoons?
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01-27-2011 20:15
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Why am I still single? Because humans are not monogamous by nature.
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01-27-2011 20:09
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Im like cocaine: I'm white, highly addictive and ladies usually leave the bathroom with me on their face..
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01-27-2011 20:00 by
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remembers the last thing a wise man said to me was "Help! I'm drowning!" I never knew what he meant by that tho... he was so wise.
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01-27-2011 19:37 by
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Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
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01-27-2011 18:48
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Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
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01-27-2011 18:46
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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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