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   messageicon Why be so serious ? It's not like we're going to get out of it alive. so livin up fu(kers. an make it a great day for someone
←Rate | 07-17-2010 17:39 by glenn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet you're one of those people who take speed limit signs seriously.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 15:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I attend weddings purely to be fortunate enough to hear those two little words that always bring tears to my eyes - "open bar"
←Rate | 07-17-2010 15:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sarah Palin was paid 75,000 dollars for a speech at a California university last week. That works out to be about 25,000 dollars per coherent sentence.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a friend will calm you down when you're angry, but a best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it!"
←Rate | 07-17-2010 15:24 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything
←Rate | 07-17-2010 15:18 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎- My missus was so sick this morning........That I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast....
←Rate | 07-17-2010 14:22 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like the Summertime. But What I like the most is Women, Video Games, Pizza and Beer. So if I get all of those at the same time, then I've pretty much found my Center in the Sun."
←Rate | 07-17-2010 13:43 by Dylan Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is so many fun things to do at home that alot of people don't really think about doing but would if they were told about it.. Sitting in Hot tub and playing wii at the same time is one of them."
←Rate | 07-17-2010 13:35 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't see why people are so against gay marriage. I don't have a problem with it. Their main argument is that gay marriage would tear the social fabric. Do you think gays would do anything to harm fabric?
←Rate | 07-17-2010 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn..It's hot as hell over here and I'm sweating like a whore in the Church!
←Rate | 07-17-2010 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why the FCC is always complaining about sex on tv. A little sex on tv never hurt anyone.....unless you fall off.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 11:55 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine how huge those Japanese Facebook albums must be...
←Rate | 07-17-2010 11:32 by mikey Comments (0)  


   messageicon sneezing + taking a leak + Morning wood= one big mess
←Rate | 07-17-2010 11:02 by Helios Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason you're afraid of the dark...
←Rate | 07-17-2010 10:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a lesbian and i'm ok. A butch all night and a femme all day.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 09:47 by lemonpillow Comments (1)  


   messageicon Getting older sucks, I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, but now its more like a bounced check.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 08:56 by bigedusw Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is a great way to manage people; look for the good in them and then tell them about it.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 08:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Living the dream........if the dream was about doing laundry.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I married my wife for her looks.But not the ones she's been giving me lately!
←Rate | 07-17-2010 07:19 by siddg Comments (0)  



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