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   messageicon Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit por
←Rate | 07-25-2010 03:03 by hamiisi Comments (1)  

   messageicon gravity is every blnode's enemy
←Rate | 07-25-2010 02:05 by Eddy Comments (3)  

   messageicon Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this gun in my purse will KILL you.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 23:19 by Monique Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife has me held captive by her love.. and these handcuffs. But don't call the cops, this is not a cry for help.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 22:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Im not just cant think as fast as me! :)
←Rate | 07-24-2010 21:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went Clubbing with my Inuit Friends from Canada tonight. Not what I expected. Poor seals!
←Rate | 07-24-2010 21:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If breast/penis enlargment cream worked, wouldn't your hands get bigger?
←Rate | 07-24-2010 21:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lindsay Lohan is due to be released from jail after only 5 days. The other top story, on Wall Street drug and alcohol stocks soared.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 21:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm thinking comic-con might be the place to look for Bin Laden this week. Easy to find 72 virgins there...
←Rate | 07-24-2010 20:49 by jdpower Comments (1)  

   messageicon I am not childish!! Stop calling me that you big doo doo head.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 20:21 by Dunno Comments (0)  

   messageicon <~ clicks on all the ads to the right on Facebook and marks them ALL offensive, no matter what they are advertising ! Ima rebel like that !
←Rate | 07-24-2010 19:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My friend is having a baby so I went to birthing class with her, and woohoo! I now know how to wrap a doll in a burrito
←Rate | 07-24-2010 18:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon not fat, I'm just kidnap resistant.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 18:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i used to think Facebook was made by a woman since it changed appearance and became more complicated so much, but now.. I am positive it is ran by a guy, after all the suggested poking of girls it wants me to do.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 18:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're lonely when your friends on Grand Theft Auto don't even answer the phone.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 17:54 by naishadh86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're lonely when your friends on Grand Theft Auto don't even answer the phone.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 17:54 by naishadh86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am my own worst enemy, and the enemy has really bad gas weaponry.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 17:20 by br549 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know what makes my friend more a loser the fact that I found a Rihanna's cd in his car or the fact that he always likes his own facebook status.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 15:49 by Chris Comments (0)  

   messageicon We have a huge water crisis here! So I'm trying to make the biggest effort that I can to help conserve. With that said, I'm about to take a shower, if any ladies would like to join me then by all means come on in, we must save our precious h2o. HA! =p
←Rate | 07-24-2010 13:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 12:55 by 82 Comments (0)  

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