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   messageicon waiting for Charlie Sheen to start jumping on the chair/couch and start going nuts like Tom Cruise did on Oprah!!!!!!
←Rate | 03-01-2011 22:34 by Brad Comments (0)  


   messageicon GOING TO WIN THE 50 MILLION ON LOTTO-MAX.... AND I'm GONNA BUY FACEBOOK. THEN RETURNING IT BACK TO THE WAY IT USE TO BE..... FUN AND LESS CONFUSING AND ALLOWING ITS USERS TO CUSTOMIZE IT THE WAY THEY WANT IT!!!!!
←Rate | 03-01-2011 22:24 by Brad Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere out there, someone's grandma's recipe for dill bread reads "... allow dill dough to rise".
←Rate | 03-01-2011 22:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be " Bill Gates, where is that money you owe me" rich!
←Rate | 03-01-2011 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your body is sore, Exercise your mind.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 20:20 by Erick santana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always keep several Get Well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 20:19 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can no longer "drop it like it's hot", so I "squat like it's warm".
←Rate | 03-01-2011 20:14 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As the great philosopher Miley Cyrus once said "So I put my hands up they are playing my song the butterflys fly away, nodding my head like yeah, moving my hips like yeah, it's a party in the USA
←Rate | 03-01-2011 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One tub of crisco... One body pillow... One box of condoms... One cashier... One wink... One awkward moment.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 19:48 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has been so good to me that I just thought I would celebrate within myself and get ridiculously drunk tonight...
←Rate | 03-01-2011 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you listen to the Charlie Sheen interview backwards you can hear Gaddafi laughing at Bambi dying.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 19:28 by Phire Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I go bowling I like to let my fingers do the walking and my balls do the talking.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember afro sheen? now we got Charlie Sheen. ;)
←Rate | 03-01-2011 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ambiguity Awareness….It's not what you think….
←Rate | 03-01-2011 18:49 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have seen the light! Its a sign!! Its says "Live Nude Ladies" and I shall follow it.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 18:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There should be an Option on Facebook to change the language from English to Charle Sheen "dying is for Fools"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 18:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought you were good looking, until I clicked "view more pictures"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 18:04 by Garabo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not be afraid to cry it does relieve the pain, remember there would be no flowers unless there was some rain
←Rate | 03-01-2011 18:03 by Keith Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought you were good looking, until I clicked "view more pictures"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 18:00 by gara Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of doing something to somebody that involves high pressure hose, cat litter, a modified cheese grater and a small brown Chihuahua named "Larry"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 17:57 by Shocker Comments (0)  



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