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   messageicon I like my women like I like my milk. White and fat free
←Rate | 07-13-2010 03:04 by russell k Comments (0)  


   messageicon Censored Snoop Doggy Dogg songs on the radio sound like two AT&T customers having a conversation on the phone.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 00:58 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon how come everything on a cereal box becomes 10 times more interesting to read when you're eating cereal?
←Rate | 07-13-2010 00:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future ;)
←Rate | 07-12-2010 23:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Starbucks should start selling a cup of "shut the _uck up" --grande size!
←Rate | 07-12-2010 22:23 by @jacealibi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB
←Rate | 07-12-2010 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like a blast of hydration...to your face.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever try to take a Barbie out of it's packaging??? What, is she going to escape? Is she into bondage?
←Rate | 07-12-2010 20:58 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon There was a decrease in attendence for Saturday's NASCAR event and a Tim McGraw concert. In related news, the 14th summer redneck games were held in Georgia.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 20:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hold tight to your most precious joys; make memories, laugh a lot, love more, give & accept lots of hugs because it could all be gone in the blink of an eye
←Rate | 07-12-2010 19:49 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon climbing Mt. Washmore.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm having a healthy and nutritious Meal, and I'm washing it down with a healthy and nutritious BEER. This health food stuff is not as bad as I thought after all.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 19:07 Comments (4)  


   messageicon My MIL takes the F out of MILF.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 18:48 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist said I let other people control my emotions to much. I don't think that's true at all, what do you think?
←Rate | 07-12-2010 18:47 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon F to the you to the C to the K pretty much sums up my day
←Rate | 07-12-2010 18:44 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Likes putting 1lb bags of M&M's in the Diabetic and Diet food asiles at the grocery store.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 18:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering where Sascatchatoon is.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 18:11 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Buying clothes once in awhile for a child doesn't make you a parent anymore than crapping on a windshield makes you a bird...
←Rate | 07-12-2010 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would text you back, but I have no signal.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's just call the iPhone what it really is: The Toilet Book Pro
←Rate | 07-12-2010 17:04 by Joser Comments (0)  



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