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   messageicon Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, most of us would have never been born.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Is it just me, or did former First Lady Barbara Bush remind you of George Washington? Just askin'...
←Rate | 07-28-2010 21:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bull fighting in Spain has been outlawed due to protests from animal rights activist. Not to worry, the bulls will have a new career when people can once again enjoy them. The Arby's 5 for 5.95 deal.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 21:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess having voices in your head isn't so bad if it's James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 20:06 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like that Dollar General store because you don't have to get all dressed up like you do when you go to Walmart.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:28 by craig Comments (0)  

   messageicon I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:27 by craig Comments (0)  

   messageicon If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:27 by craig Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Follow your heart" is the biggest bunch of bullsh*t Ive ever heard!!!
←Rate | 07-28-2010 17:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Things are always better when you get a pat on the Butt!!!!
←Rate | 07-28-2010 17:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall"
←Rate | 07-28-2010 16:43 by HM Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Women are made to be loved, not understood."
←Rate | 07-28-2010 16:12 by L Comments (0)  

   messageicon --^v--^v--^v--^v--^v_______literally bored to death_____
←Rate | 07-28-2010 14:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I handwrite an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 14:09 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon A couple of kids asked me to teach them greatness so I bought all of them Miller light & told them to drink... Anymore questions?
←Rate | 07-28-2010 14:00 by @Steady Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just bent down to pet my cat, and it wasn't my cat. It turns out to be a sweater crumbled on the floor. I need better glasses!
←Rate | 07-28-2010 13:16 by gb Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sarcasm........ Killing relationships since eve Adam ate that apple
←Rate | 07-28-2010 13:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BP says it will emerge from the current situation "smaller and wiser." I assume sea life will emerge "shinier and more waterproof."
←Rate | 07-28-2010 12:36 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon There is a difference between a porn stash and a porn 'stache.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 12:33 by Leeferd Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 11:41 by Nah Comments (0)  

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