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   messageicon What you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment. And this is the moment you can choose to make everything new. Right now.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a shame that Ghana's Asamoah Gyan couldn't score a sure thing like Bill Clinton would have!
←Rate | 07-02-2010 20:25 by Kado Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun, And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son
←Rate | 07-02-2010 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon convinced "The Shake Weight" was invented by a man, so as to give the rest of us guys something fun to watch on TV.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 19:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BP FINALLY stopped the oil leak. They just put a huge wedding ring on top of it and it instantly stopped putting out
←Rate | 07-02-2010 19:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NBA NEWS: LeBron James has decided to go with Team Jacob
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:52 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon Going to Mickey D's in the morning. I am pleased to know that my food is already cooked, and will sit under heat lamps until I get there. Yum.....
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not having a kid until they come with built-in mute buttons.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:34 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's canada day, so to all my canadian followers out there I say, "happy fourth of july in three days."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:34 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I pick my hotels solely based upon the items they show in the pictures of their continental breakfast.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:33 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a guy that looks better then me, I immediately get intimadated that he's gonna take all the girls from me, but later I find out there not into girls. so, it all works out."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brazil Play KAKA .. Ah bet Brazilians fans are real MELO now
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dosnt Suffer From Insanity X Enjoy Every Minute Of It :))
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:02 by Chante:)) Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Gluttony really is a sin, according to a recent poll, 67% of Americans are going straight to hell.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 17:25 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To those who do not believe that war is the answer... Please enjoy your "Independence Day". Heck enjoy the whole weekend.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:46 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  


   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is this world coming to?! Who names their little girl Justin? Mrs. Bieber you have some explaining to do!
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:47 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:41 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  



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