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Will Smith should win an Academy Award for acting like Hollywood's held him back.
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01-24-2016 17:48
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I guess properly inflated balls really do make a difference. Who knew?
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01-24-2016 18:43
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I find it ironic that Tom Brady looked so deflated after the loss to the Broncos.
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01-24-2016 18:49
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The Patriots have been Decheated by Denver.
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01-24-2016 19:07
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Did you ever notice when you push old people down the stairs they scramble to grab the railings???
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01-24-2016 19:48 by
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FACT: I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards than hearing you constantly complain about how Monday's suck.
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01-25-2016 05:38
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Let's all be fair, I hope all Americans get to see Sarah Palin's High School diploma.
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01-25-2016 05:39
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One insomniac, two insomniacs, three insomniacs, let's count all the insomniacs on Facebook.....
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01-25-2016 05:41
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I hear Sarah Palin loves Honey Nut Cheerios.
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01-25-2016 05:51
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wondering if Sarah Palin can still see Russia from her house.
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01-25-2016 05:52
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being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body!
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01-25-2016 08:50
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I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we have live in a society with rules, please adhere to them.
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01-25-2016 08:52
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Where are the socialist snowplows at?
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01-25-2016 08:53
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Maybe Jada Pinkett Smith should receive an Oscar for acting like an idiot.
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01-25-2016 08:54
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i know have a epipen, my friend gave it to me as he was dying... It seemed very important to him that I have it
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01-25-2016 09:43
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Somtimes I get the feeling that maybe the love of my life got stuck up in a Condom
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01-25-2016 10:31
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I tried cumming in the air tonight, and all I did was make a huge mess, F**k you Phil Colins !
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01-25-2016 14:26
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Where I come from, Decaffeinated means a cow who just had a calf.
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01-25-2016 14:36
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The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don't know who to listen to anymore
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01-25-2016 14:50
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I've dated a vegan and a vegetarian, and please believe me, they do put meat in their mouth...
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01-25-2016 15:00 by
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