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A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it hit the bottom of his throat. Ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself.
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01-23-2016 15:50
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I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
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01-23-2016 17:15
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Alcohol and denial are cheaper than therapy. . .
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01-23-2016 17:37 by
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The snow storm is way too white, I think it's time to boycott.
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01-23-2016 17:43
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Ladies of the east coast.... you wanted 8+ inches, here you go.
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01-23-2016 19:29
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Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
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01-23-2016 20:22
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The American bald eagle is no longer America's National Bird...it is now Obama's middle finger
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01-23-2016 20:30
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I'm so broke, I owe myself two bucks
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01-23-2016 20:35
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These aren't wrinkles on my face, they're road maps
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01-23-2016 20:35
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Was visiting New York and asked someone, "How do I get to Carnegie hall?" The said, "Practice man, practice."
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01-23-2016 20:39
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It was so cold today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pocket.
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01-23-2016 20:55
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Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
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01-23-2016 21:30
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While drunk me would love to grab your butt...sober me would probably agree
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01-24-2016 02:10 by
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The hardest thing I've ever done is uninstall Dota 2!
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01-24-2016 06:41
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Am I the only one who gets disappointed pulling up next to a Kia Soul and there isn't a hamster driving it. . .
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01-24-2016 07:51 by
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If you are thinking about getting married but are unsure, ask yourself "What would Jesus do?" Then remember that Jesus was never married.
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01-24-2016 08:05
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Snowstorm so white Jada Pinkett-Smith is boycotting it.
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01-24-2016 08:17
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still can't believe there are Obama supporters out there.
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01-24-2016 13:01
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FACT: I prefer Dairy Queen Blizzards to Jonas blizzards.
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01-24-2016 16:07
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I don't know why it's necessary to get a glass dirty when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
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