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   messageicon I'm sorry Kanye, but you can't name your baby North West, then call yourself a "creative genius."
←Rate | 10-10-2013 15:14 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm the only person in this Family Dollar without a neck tattoo....... Wait, a 7yo just walked by,, Yep, still the only one.
←Rate | 10-10-2013 17:21 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how Facebook will suspend me for 30 days if I send out friend requests to people they constantly suggest to me, but it's ok for them to bombard the right side of my page with scantily clad women in my area who supposedly want to date me!
←Rate | 10-23-2013 18:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'.... I'll turn around and look.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 07:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If time is money, then I'm running out of time very quickly
←Rate | 03-12-2011 20:45 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 16:47 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm looking for the "It's Complicated" box to check off on this tax form.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 12:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this couch I'm laying on make me look unmotivated?
←Rate | 08-05-2011 23:04 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 16:45 by BAD GUY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Realistically most adults only need to know enough math to cheat the government once a year.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 10:28 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If state farm was like a good neighbor they would had plowed my driveway today for me.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ice has a way of turning even the most graceful of people into really bad break dancers......
←Rate | 02-04-2011 10:25 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when judging someone for falling down remember someday you may need them to help you up.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 03:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon I whip my hair back and forth is probably the most depressing song for bald people
←Rate | 02-12-2011 08:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOR SALE: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:46 by Laura Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
←Rate | 02-27-2011 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't stand it when people won't speak a little louder when I'm trying to eavesdrop on them. You people are selfish.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 12:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got back from my high school reunion. OK... actually, I logged into Facebook... but same thing.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 12:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try to change your perspective. Instead of thinking, "I'm still unemployed," think "This is the longest vacation ever!"
←Rate | 06-13-2011 15:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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