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   messageicon enjoys when his girlfriend's bikini top accidentally comes off while frolicking in the ocean.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm disturbed by the Activia 14-day Challenge. Why do they want a video? Proof of the giant BM after eating copious amounts of fiber for 2 weeks?!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:52 by sheenah Comments (0)  

   messageicon Llamas rule the world! And Petting Zoos!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:39 by RFBROW Comments (0)  

   messageicon super excited we got away from your parents this if we could only lose your husband/wife....
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon so happy we finally landed on the moon!!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just googled cleveland & google said no matches found the city has disappeared
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:02 by Joser Comments (1)  

   messageicon My neighbor just got one of those expensive new invisible fences. What a dumb@ss, I can still see him.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:00 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know what would make this Pina Colada better? Cancun.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 20:00 by Joser Comments (1)  

   messageicon Neighbors have a leash on their tree, but they let the dog run free. Poor tree
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:59 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you are reading this you love lesbians!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:58 by SLAYER Comments (0)  

   messageicon One hair on your head is not enough...but one hair in your food is too much.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:58 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dude, if you really want Jessie's girl, find out her name.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:58 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Starting a sentence with "I don't want to sound creepy but" doesn't de-creepify the rest of the sentence.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:58 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just before I die I'm going to get my hand stamped in case I want to come back in.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:57 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Officer, I was not "texting" while driving. I was "watching a movie on my iPad"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:57 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Makers of K-2 has just come out with another break through synthetic, called J-2. Its Synthetic Jesus in incense form. No need to go to church now, you are automatically saved from hell fire and damnation! Side effects may include speaking in tongues.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:56 by George Comments (0)  

   messageicon "You should just smile & blow me cause I deserve it!" - Mel Gibson
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women are SO lucky! They get fat, they get big boobs, we get fat, our wiener just looks small.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everything is better in slow motion!!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember the time when Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles. Super Nintendo, Sega Genisis, the ORIGINAL Nickelodeon, Saturday morning cartoons. and recess made you a real kid back then.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 18:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

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