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If steak and B.J. day isn't a real holiday, than neither Is ''daughter day.''
...Tila Tequila denies sex tape rumors. Good. When most Asians talk about doggie-style it usually means how they want their dinner prepared!
going to live forever or die trying.
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Woohoo! Just got my new class ring. I hope I don't lose THIS one in a cheerleader!
is the lime in your Corona!
If people lived like there was no tomorrow. I'm sure everyone would be at church right now
If blow jobs were this popular 25 years ago. I might not be here today
Just met the girl of my dreams and then I woke up
Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
Not to doubt the power of fortune cookies, but I think a better fortune would of been you are about to choke on this cookie
Hillary Clinton being a good mom asked Chelsea the day before her wedding if she had sex with Marc. Chelsea said "NO" according to dad!!
I am having an out of money experience.
...Demi & Ashton tweet about doing master cleanse diet. Can't wait to see the pic of his 1st bowel movement taken w/the Nikon CoolPix camera... lol!
...Couple who said they had pix of John Stamos w/underage girl in hot tub were indicted for extortion. Turns out the "girl" was Justin Bieber!
16yr-old Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen says her bff is her vibrator. In creepier news, Justin Bieber says he won't leave home w/o his buttplug!
Chris Isaak may replace Simon on Idol. My vote is for Mel Gibson. How great will it be to hear him call a contestant a “c*nt, b*tch, wh*re?”
...Playboy launches work-friendly website. Still be nude girls but on every other page will be a naked pic of Hef to reduce workers' erections.