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   messageicon I lost my Viagara down the toilet....Now I have hard water!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:30 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear drinking wet cement can get you really stoned!!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:26 by kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber's first name isn't really Justin... all his previous boyfriends nicknamed him that for some small reason.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today marks the anniversary of the death of The Notorious BIG. Dinner tonight will consist of t-bone steak, cheese, eggs and Welch's grape.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with. Therefore, I just have an attitude!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:13 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moment someone tells you that you're not good enough is the moment you know you're better than them.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excellent time to become a missing person.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got kicked out of the Casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:19 by Rudi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should really consider giving up AIR for Lent... just sayin'
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:17 by WillHale Comments (0)  


   messageicon So who's going to give up Facebook for Lent? Now there's a sacrifice. ;)
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki is going to be hosting WWE raw on monday. Finally, a good match for Hornswoggle
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when Eminem eats M&Ms, Flo Rida goes to Florida and 50 Cent has 2 quarters
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:10 by follow BOSNIANBEAUTY29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has the power to make someone else happy. Some do it by entering the room, while others do it by leaving.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:09 by follow BOSNIANBEAUTY29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher 'Mom.'
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:08 by follow BOSNIANBEAUTY29 Comments (0)  



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