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I was googled Whine of the month club, and Wisconsin came up.
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02-25-2011 15:59 by
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Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.
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02-25-2011 15:49 by
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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...
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02-25-2011 15:29
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Who would have thought that giving an actor with a history of drug addiction $2 million an episode would have turned out badly?
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02-25-2011 15:27 by
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It's official I've finally been over notified.
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02-25-2011 15:26 by
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Did I un-jam the copier? Yes. Does that make me a hero? Not for me to say. But probably.
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02-25-2011 15:26 by
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Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
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02-25-2011 15:25 by
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Apparently Cheryl Cole must drop her accent for the X-Factor to succeed in America. I reckon the show would work better if she dropped her knickers instead.
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02-25-2011 15:19 by
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I've been trying to teach my mate how to play golf recently but the problem seems to be his drive. His wife stands on it and doesn't let us out.
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02-25-2011 15:17 by
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Nobody touch me for 5 minutes and give me a cigarette...I just filled my tank at the gas station
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02-25-2011 14:31 by
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Then the psychiatrist's gave me the good news: I was going to have a disorder named after me..
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02-25-2011 14:26 by
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The problem with us beautiful people is that most people hate us.
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02-25-2011 14:12 by
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Facebook keeps suggesting me the friends... You may know.. But when I try adding them it again says do you know them...??
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02-25-2011 14:02
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I hate it when I go to sleep and forget to turn my swagg off.
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02-25-2011 13:50
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BBC News: "Ice Cream Company Launches Breast Milk Flavoured Ice Cream". I wonder if they will be doing raspberry nipple.
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02-25-2011 13:41 by
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I'd like you more if facebook didn't update me on all your stupid thoughts……I said to myself….
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02-25-2011 13:29 by
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just realized how valuable photoshop can be...when you need to pin something on your boss...like a donkey…for blackmail…
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02-25-2011 13:22 by
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Kudos on the shaved balls, but try longer gym shorts next time….
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02-25-2011 12:57 by
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believes there are two great rules in life: 1.) Never tell everything at once.
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02-25-2011 12:48 by
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Dose the show glee remind anyone of the Mickey Mouse clubhouse?
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02-25-2011 12:41 by
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