migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   Got a copy of The Christmas Story today...I was surprised they edited the DVD down to 96 minutes...I always enjoyed the 24 hour version of the movie

   Time magazine named "protestors" as people of the year. Here's an idea for the Ass bags at Time. If you want to honor a group of people, how about the members of Seal Team Six!!!!!

   it just me or does anybody else find it weird that the Mets took out a $40 million dollar loan from Bank of America. Considering that they play at Citi Field????

   I've never had to have the need for mistle toe to get the ladies.

   There is no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in suck.

   Life would be so much easier if chocolate was a health food and they allowed drinking at work

   Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played

   For what was impossible with Orton is possible with me! BookofTebow 12:9

   when you doubt thy will thy kicker will kick in the name of justice and righteousness with the right leg of victory BookOFTebow 31:17

   Thy shall never lose ones faith, no matter the deficit. Thy messiah shall leadith you to the promise land of the endzone. BookOfTebow 16:32

   It's no coincidence that that Tebow's kicker's name is a cross between Prayer & Fate

   Trust in me, and I shall make thine enemies fumble. BookOfTebow 24:6

   The ppl of Galilee spoke of a man who turned water to wine. The ppl of Denver speak of a man who turned water into wins. BookofTebow 10:3

   And the Kicker known as Prater shall carry the messiah into overtime. Book of Tebow 3:15

   Be strong & courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of the defense, for Tebow will tuck and run. Book of Tebow 3:52

   Alcohol: Because no good story ever starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad..."

   the best revenge is to be happy...or laxitives in brownies, whichever

   Maybe thats why she didnt win American Idol

   God as my witness...I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!

   Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"