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It's official I've finally been over notified.
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02-25-2011 15:26 by
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Did I un-jam the copier? Yes. Does that make me a hero? Not for me to say. But probably.
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02-25-2011 15:26 by
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Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
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02-25-2011 15:25 by
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When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that IS the IQ test.
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02-25-2011 11:32 by
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If it takes you more than an hour to answer a text message I will assume that you're dead.
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02-25-2011 11:00 by
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Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis.
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02-25-2011 11:00 by
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It's not really stalking if you don't catch me doing it.
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02-24-2011 20:28 by
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When people try extra hard to cover the keypad as they enter their pin at the ATM, I always want to whisper, "I saw it" when they're done.
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02-24-2011 20:26 by
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Just went to the kitchen for water and came back up without it. Now I have to go back to the kitchen.
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02-24-2011 17:34 by
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Someone needs to uninvent the internet so we can all start getting some stuff done.
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02-24-2011 17:33 by
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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
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02-24-2011 17:33 by
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You know what's amazing? "how I met your mother"
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02-24-2011 15:24 by
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If I could slow down real life , like the fights scenes on a fighting movie . I would punch people more often .
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02-24-2011 13:19 by
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People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.
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02-24-2011 10:18 by
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If you're in a relationship for sex it's like buying an airplane for the peanuts.
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02-24-2011 09:45 by
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I put my facebook in her twitter then she was youtubing my google and I was going yahoo.
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02-23-2011 20:43 by
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Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck
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02-23-2011 20:40 by
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Just saw two people together at a restaurant and neither of them were texting anyone. Weird.
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02-23-2011 20:14 by
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You know those intense unexplained pains you get sometimes? You deserve those.
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02-23-2011 19:14 by
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I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we dont like & keep the special ones forever.
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02-22-2011 19:51 by
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