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wants to put handcuffs on, run into a hardware store in a panic and ask for a hacksaw
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11-18-2010 10:01 by
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you know you're getting older when your back goes out more than you do
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11-09-2010 14:29 by
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noticed that ever since Susan Boyle confessed her virginity to the world, the Taliban and Al Qaeda have cut back on suicide bombing, knowing now what lies ahead for them.
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09-21-2010 08:42 by
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girl, your pants are so tight, I could read your lips!
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09-14-2010 09:16 by
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doesn't get why everyone blames the craziness on the "full moon".. the moon is ALWAYS there, you just dont see it all the time
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08-24-2010 16:12 by
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when I smash a bug on the wall or ceiling I like to keep it there as a warning to the others..
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08-23-2010 07:30 by
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"Vegeterian" is American Indian for 'Bad Hunter'
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08-20-2010 07:44 by
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ya ever notcie that the most comfortable one can be in bed is always one minute before you have to get up?
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07-09-2010 16:23 by
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thinks there will be a lot of upset strippers tonight . . . Brazil lost
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07-02-2010 15:11 by
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is gonna go to a psychiatrists office, sit in the waiting room and just stare at people..
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06-19-2010 12:47 by
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thinks that the US Soccer team should dress up as oral hygienists to scare the english into forfeiture
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06-10-2010 16:19 by
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having an out of money experience
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05-05-2010 11:34 by
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Yo mama's so fat that when she was cremated, half of the flights to Europe were cancelled..
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04-23-2010 12:20 by
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going to get a tattoo that says "Live Without Regrets", and have it spelled wrong.
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04-12-2010 15:56 by
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wonders at what point in a proctologists life do they decide, 'When I grow up, I want to be sure everyones a$$ho!e is puckered up and functional!"
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04-09-2010 13:45 by
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says according to maxipad commercials, all women are full of winshield washer fluid
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04-05-2010 14:48 by
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riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..
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03-17-2010 08:31 by
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in bed by 9, and home by 11..
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02-22-2010 12:23 by
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wants to remind all you out there that the proper way to annunciate it is "ValentiNes day" - not valentiMes day
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01-27-2010 16:42 by
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"Eating habits? You wanna know my eating habits? Well everytime I have to take a sh!t it's an emergency, hows that?"
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01-18-2010 14:14 by
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