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   messageicon Yeah yeah, I'm a Grammar Nazi. Better than a Dumb Fokker.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 13:40 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon White Castle is down to their last pound of ground beef. That ought to be good for another million burgers.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 21:38 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screvving with a rubber is like eating steak with a balloon on your tongue.
←Rate | 04-04-2013 13:32 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Internet searches get you many results, most are different and leaves one more confused than before the search. As a source for answers, the much lauded "Super Information Highway" has become the "Road To Nowhere".
←Rate | 04-02-2013 13:07 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon April Fools Day: Don't believe anyone or anything...like you should any other day.
←Rate | 04-01-2013 12:35 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon A hard-0n doesn't count as personal growth.
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:23 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "Yep, that's the one", I said.
←Rate | 03-17-2013 09:00 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:10 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a Rottweiler and an insane ex? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go."
←Rate | 03-08-2013 08:20 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've told you a million times...don't exaggerate.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 07:26 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas Schmistmas....March features the greatest holiday of the year. Any festivity that centers itself around getting drunk on beer, and stuffed on a big hunk of beef soaked in brine wins my vote.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 11:07 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for ruining real honey for all of us, Boo Boo idiots.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 02:36 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Daytona 500 is over. And so we wait for its return much in the same manner we do all once a year occurrences...like the Flu and the April 15th tax deadline.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 21:52 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon What impresses me more than your facebook friend count hovering at around 5,000...are the same three people that post on your page.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 13:41 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor asked for a stool, a urine, a blood, and a semen sample. I gave him my underwear.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 12:07 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rhinoceros walks into a bar wearing a top hat and orders six Jägerbombs and...you should be ashamed of yourself for expecting a punchline. It's obvious this rhinoceros needs help.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 11:14 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many folks have a possession "bronzed". I'm talking about my b@lls. When she said she wanted something in the driveway that went from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds, maybe I shouldn't have put a bathroom scale out there.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 07:23 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw pictures of my neighbor's 30 year high school reunion....Don't marry your high school sweetheart!!!
←Rate | 02-11-2013 15:36 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pope Benedict is so old, there are only two jobs available to him. 1) Bag boy at the supermarket. 2) Run for President on the Republican ticket.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 10:32 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I picked up a Chinese girl last night at a New Year Celebration...we ended up at my place and things got pretty hot. She asked what I wanted, so I said, "69." She said, "You want Beef with Broccoli?"
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:35 by Mickey Comments (0)  



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