migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   I love the looks that can only be shared with you and another customer in a grocery line

   Best part of living alone...clothing optional

   My wife has been worried about her weight...i told her to keep her chins up...

   Like nature and opportunities, when booty calls...I answer

   thankful that I have a job and can afford a nice Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas...and beer

   Holy Sh!t...Did Christina Aguilera get stung by a bee or something

   I don't make typos...I make new words

   Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"

   God as my witness...I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!

   Maybe thats why she didnt win American Idol

   the best revenge is to be happy...or laxitives in brownies, whichever

   Alcohol: Because no good story ever starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad..."

   Be strong & courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of the defense, for Tebow will tuck and run. Book of Tebow 3:52

   And the Kicker known as Prater shall carry the messiah into overtime. Book of Tebow 3:15

   The ppl of Galilee spoke of a man who turned water to wine. The ppl of Denver speak of a man who turned water into wins. BookofTebow 10:3

   Trust in me, and I shall make thine enemies fumble. BookOfTebow 24:6

   It's no coincidence that that Tebow's kicker's name is a cross between Prayer & Fate

   Thy shall never lose ones faith, no matter the deficit. Thy messiah shall leadith you to the promise land of the endzone. BookOfTebow 16:32

   when you doubt thy will thy kicker will kick in the name of justice and righteousness with the right leg of victory BookOFTebow 31:17

   For what was impossible with Orton is possible with me! BookofTebow 12:9