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When people try extra hard to cover the keypad as they enter their pin at the ATM, I always want to whisper, "I saw it" when they're done.
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02-24-2011 20:26 by
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It's not really stalking if you don't catch me doing it.
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02-24-2011 20:28 by
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Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis.
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02-25-2011 11:00 by
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If it takes you more than an hour to answer a text message I will assume that you're dead.
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02-25-2011 11:00 by
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When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that IS the IQ test.
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02-25-2011 11:32 by
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Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
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02-25-2011 15:25 by
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Did I un-jam the copier? Yes. Does that make me a hero? Not for me to say. But probably.
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02-25-2011 15:26 by
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It's official I've finally been over notified.
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02-25-2011 15:26 by
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Who would have thought that giving an actor with a history of drug addiction $2 million an episode would have turned out badly?
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02-25-2011 15:27 by
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If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them.
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02-25-2011 23:08 by
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You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say guess what.
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02-26-2011 11:04 by
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a bat.
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02-26-2011 20:02 by
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.
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02-27-2011 15:59 by
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Don't get me wrong. I totally hear what you're saying...I just don't care.
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02-27-2011 17:13 by
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I'm just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
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02-27-2011 17:43 by
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Look, I know you have your "swag on" but can you walk a little bit faster?
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02-27-2011 21:06 by
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Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger? That's kinda where I'm at today.
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02-28-2011 11:51 by
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As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want
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02-28-2011 16:14 by
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we all know "watch a movie" means "I wanna be in the dark with you"
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02-28-2011 18:06 by
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I FINALLY found a machine at the gym I like: the vending machine!
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02-28-2011 23:03 by
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