Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   You can do a thousand GOOD things and a a hundred GREAT things. But if you do just one BAD thing, people will remember you for that.

   When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

   You ever wonder what the person on the other side of the mirror is wondering about you?

   It would make your mother proud if you could NOT, walk, talk, spell, and wear your damn pants like you were raised by a rap video your whole life.

   Reasoning Behind Most Comments to A Woman's Photos: 75%-Looks, 20%-Talent, 5%- REAL Talent.

   have you ever slept so good you couldn't wait to do it again as soon as you woke up?

   Played Tiger Woods PGA Tour '10 the other day. Funny thing was that the 'cheat codes' were already put into the game.

   In about 40-50 years from now, there sure is going to be a lot of old women walking around with tattooes.

   There are no winners when you're arguing to someone about Politics.

   Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.

   Unless you're a steaming hot girl, most people don't really care how your day went. If it doesn't relate to them, then they don't wanna read about it. A friendly Facebook reminder of the STFU Association.

   People want a RELATIONSHIP, but always find themselves in a RELATIONSH!T.......Which one are you in?

   Funny how they wanna friends AFTER they stomped, crushed, torched, ripped, backstabbed and oh yeah....broke your heart.

   SO....we got Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Ben Roethlisberger, John Edwards, Chris Brown, John Mayer, and now Tiki Barber...Anybody else I missed?

   Dear Rain, thanks for washing away the yellow flower sperm that "skeeted" on everything.

   why kiss....when you can tell her lips a secret.

   does anyone else always feel really bad playing that 'No Russian' mission on Modern Warfare 2, but at the same time loving it?

   "If you're good at something, never do it for free" ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight)

   Don't you wish you go back in time to your high school/college year and tell your younger self "Whatever you do, do NOT sleep with that girl"

   One of the most dangerous weapons in our time.....Social Networking. And we're all trigger happy.