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A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
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06-19-2010 19:35 by
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I think the real question by now is: What is a Klondike Bar going to do for me?
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06-19-2010 19:43 by
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got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
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06-19-2010 19:45 by
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so.. my lawyer says to her lawyer if she thinks she gettin that yacht then she's a little dingy
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06-22-2010 16:23 by
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you wouldn't happen to have your missing DVD player's remote... would you?
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06-27-2010 20:31 by
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What would happen if Superman consumed 10 Lbs of laxative?
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07-14-2010 18:23 by
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I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
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07-14-2010 22:29 by
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I love to go shopping and freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I'd like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, “Extra medium.”
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07-14-2010 22:34 by
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Do you know the four signs of growing old? 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces, 3. Forgetting to zip up, 4. Forgetting to zip down.
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07-14-2010 22:43 by
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A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place but in the end it couldn't because it had no guts.
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07-14-2010 22:46 by
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The reverse side also has a reverse side?
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07-14-2010 23:11 by
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Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
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07-14-2010 23:13 by
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After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
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07-16-2010 18:55 by
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The liquor store advertised.. We De-Liver
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07-17-2010 00:49 by
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The BP oil is seeping into Bedrock. I'll bet Fred Flintstone is furious.
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07-19-2010 23:58 by
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"ur cute when ur mad"...... "well immabout to get real adorable"
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07-20-2010 19:11 by
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Finally returning your knife. Just got it out of my back.
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07-27-2010 04:28 by
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I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
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07-27-2010 04:44 by
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When you say, “Jump!” I say, “Under which bus?”
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07-27-2010 23:06 by
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The most disturbing part of those Orkin commercials is that the people seem used to speaking with 6 foot tall insects.
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07-29-2010 14:01 by
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