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My girlfriend told me she wanted me to choke her during sex, I asked her; whats wrong with during dinner?
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03-06-2021 09:28 by
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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10-23-2013 23:29 by
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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
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11-26-2010 09:11 by
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I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...
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12-25-2011 10:10 by
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I don't always make sense but when I do idont
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12-25-2011 10:12 by
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I hate when my wife corrects me,so I said to her "Sarah I want a divorce" she responds with "my name is Debbie"
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12-02-2021 00:40 by
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Friends are a lot like trees they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe
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01-05-2018 00:13 by
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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
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01-05-2018 00:12 by
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2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
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02-03-2010 01:13 by
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my girlfriend thinks I am in capable of being faithful my wife on the other hand.
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10-21-2018 12:27 by
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I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: “Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?”
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10-21-2018 12:34 by
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So many people leave their bodies to science, I wanna leave my body to accounting
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02-15-2022 18:58 by
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I have a friebd that is both gay and lactose intolerant, I call him the non dairy queen
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03-29-2022 21:21 by
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My dad always told me "Theres 4 kinds of people, Those who can count and those who cant"
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10-26-2022 23:15 by
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There are two types of people in this world, those who finish a joke and those that
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09-29-2022 12:17 by
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Personally I am happily married, unfortunately my wife is not
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08-11-2022 02:25 by
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what do asians do when they have Erections? Vote
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10-16-2022 18:29 by
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"i refuse to get a microchip implanted in me by means of a vaccine needle" okay? And? thats like saying "i refuse to swallow motor oil by means of drinking milk"
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08-03-2021 02:46 by
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Saw this kid dressed as Dracula so I played along and stabbed him with a wooden stake, his mom was not happy
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10-31-2022 23:22 by
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My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being Faithful... My wife on the other hand, has a sister I wouldn't mind, if ya know what I mean
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08-06-2022 11:06 by
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