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curiosity overpowers knowledge.. Now I have a midget transvestite prostitue knocking on my door
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08-11-2009 08:53 by
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brought my date a footlong sub thinking it would score me major points, but apparently I went to the wrong jared . . .
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11-22-2010 09:29 by
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If stalking was considered a romantic gesture I'd probably be married by now.
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07-18-2013 16:43 by
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Wayne Brady honoring black history month is like Nickelback inducting Zeppelin into the Rock n Roll hall of fame
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02-08-2013 21:42 by
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I just found a whisker in my general tso chicken
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06-26-2013 14:52 by
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What does a fat musIim say? ALLAH SNACKBAR!
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04-25-2013 14:28 by
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"Knock Knock! .... "Who's there" . . . .Not the Malaysian airplane pilot
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03-19-2014 15:03 by
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Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
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06-02-2011 10:55 by
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As long as I work with somebody named Mike, Wednesdays will never be boring.
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09-25-2013 15:13 by
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If you ever think that English is not a shtty language, just remember that read and lead rhyme, and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead
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06-20-2014 16:41 by
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wonders what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
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08-17-2011 09:06 by
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doesn't get why everyone blames the craziness on the "full moon".. the moon is ALWAYS there, you just dont see it all the time
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08-24-2010 16:12 by
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I'm not hungover, I'm just tired from a long night of drinking
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02-03-2012 09:21 by
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you should Y0u.Tube "warriors of goja", sit back, and enjoy.
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11-28-2011 16:42 by
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Combined "no problem" and "your welcome" to an upset customer ... its not good saying "your problem" at the end of a phone call .. whoops
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08-18-2011 07:40 by
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Casey Anthony wants to be out of jail by Halloween, so she can dress up as a woman who didn't kill her baby
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07-08-2011 08:57 by
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in bed by 9, and home by 11..
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02-22-2010 12:23 by
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thinks people with parkinsons just have a good song stuck in their head
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11-24-2010 09:09 by
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"The term CRACKER offendes me" - nobody.
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03-27-2012 15:08 by
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"Eating habits? You wanna know my eating habits? Well everytime I have to take a sh!t it's an emergency, hows that?"
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01-18-2010 14:14 by
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