RoN Funny Status Messages

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   Don't cry over spilt milk. Unless, you're stranded on a island and a genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it

   thinks if he were a fighter pilot, his call sign would have to be "Hot Wings".

   Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

   When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

   wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?

   an appetite for destruction...and he is starving this week

   when you are single,all you see r happy couples.............when you r commited,all you see r happy singles. :))

   HEY, !!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

   If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

   Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....

   's heard about the fountain of youth, he would much prefer there be a fountain of smart.

   thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

   Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!

   thinks it is just about time for people to get off their dead asses and start looking into all of the corn that Jimmy has been cracking.

   If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter!

   now knows what Johnny Cash was singing about in "Ring of Fire." He ate at Taco Bell last night.

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.

   The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?

   ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥