Mike Funny Status Messages

   like superman just without the cape

   I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!

   the best has yet to come...

   a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good good night

   Never text your wife and your gal pal at the same time...one misplaced "love you" can confuse everything

   having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes

   as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!

   Watching Fox News, but for some reason I can't figure out why Obama would shut down a bridge?

   one good wish changing nothing, one good decision changes everything!

   Jon Gosselin's secret lover

   like a lawyer....I'm just trying to get you off!

   Rubbing one out thinking about Wall-E and EVA in the throes of robo-love

   Don't forget to watch the NFL kicker/punter combine this afternoon!

   Do I have to hear about these Clowns for 28 more days? O me bad make that 35 more days my math is not so good anymore.

   Tim Tebow may love Jesus, but it's pretty apparent that Jesus is NOT a Tebow fan.

   Now is the time to get ready for 2010! Whatever your plans, write them out and map your way!

   ou know what material this is?" [Grab your shirt] "Boyfriend material"