Leeferd Funny Status Messages

   handing out "damns" because so many people say I give them.

   wonders if criminals are starting to catch on that there isn't a lot of crime fighting happening during LOST?

   Why do all Mexican restaurants serve Pepsi and not Coke?

   I am looking forward to my daughter being done with her I-Don't-Like-Daddy Phase. I'm running out of things to clean with her toothbrush.

   Scientists say because of global warming, they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: 3/5's of the cast of Little People Big World is going to drown.