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You know if you roll down fast and steady enough, it gives the illusion of electric windows.
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10-25-2010 21:22 by
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I hate when I'm sitting on bleachers and Half my nutsack falls asleep!WTF
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12-27-2011 15:25 by
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I'll baffle them with brilliance, then I'll let you talk.
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01-05-2011 18:51 by
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The workin man blues, is being wide awake before 5am on your day off.
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04-14-2012 08:26 by
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Shout out to all the deadbeat dads and sperm donors this Father's Day. Unbeknownst to you, there are kids everywhere that are becoming AMAZING PEOPLE because they want to be nothing like you.
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06-15-2014 13:15 by
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so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
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10-19-2010 23:00 by
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as of today I will no longer use "lol" after my comments or posts...I will now use "snicker".
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11-13-2010 01:12 by
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utilizing a fake phone call to avoid being solicited at the pump.
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07-19-2011 18:54 by
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Just rubbed the blue dot from the National Enquirer (fingers crossed).
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03-30-2012 22:05 by
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You know you're country, when the smell of a dairy reminds you of Oreos.
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03-05-2014 15:08 by
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. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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10-10-2010 23:45 by
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I quit smoking by switching to sunflower seeds. Cured my smoking habit, but now I have a strange desire to want to sh!t on newspaper...
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10-18-2011 18:09 by
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Today, I ask that everyone read my posts in the voice of Forrest Gump.
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03-22-2012 12:32 by
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It would be a good day if one could afford to even shoot their Ak ;)
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11-16-2013 15:22 by
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Heads up folks. Apparently the little AAA stickers don't count as "proof" of insurance. That is all...
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01-31-2012 15:33 by
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Kind of shocked more professional fisherman aren't driving metal flaked vehicles as well.
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03-26-2012 22:44 by
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Today is the day in some households, that colored eggs get dumped in the trash. Because enough is enough.
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04-14-2012 12:28 by
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To the guy next to me at the rest-area urinal...The fact that you still have your sunglasses on kinda creeps me out.
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05-02-2012 13:20 by
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Don't make me choke you with this imaginary cell phone cord.
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12-25-2013 00:26 by
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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10-13-2010 00:52 by
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