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I'm sorry, but any man who says his Wedding Day is the happiest day of his life has obviously never scored an over-head kick on FIFA 12. 
Please , with all that is good in life ..shoove those lemons up your backside ??
In case I die, please update my status as "no more copy and paste". My password is ********** Thanks
someone ate half my black crayon, the built in box sharpener is jammed, I have checks to write, gonna be one of those days
I Hate Fake people! Go back to China where you were made!
Woman! Can't live with them, can't live with them.
a lot of ppl tend to over react to the situation before even knowing the true story
So windy in New York, the Statue of Liberty has been caught doing Marilyn Monroe impressions.
Accidentally ran over a guy and I stopped to call the ambulance but then I saw his ponytail. Now I'm treating myself with ice cream.
"Together forever" said no sock ever.
JAB: Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. .
I qonder if Shamu and Orca get jealous of Shark week
My dad used to beat me with a camera. I still get flash backs
Oh no Chris from Kriss Kross died... You know the 90's rap duo that wore their clothes backwards.... I guess it's down to only Kross Dressing. That's wikkity wikkity wikkity wack!
It could be worse. Kanye and Kim originally wanted to name the kid Wild Wild.
if he or she cheats on him or her with you than he or she is going to cheat on you .
Jesus, Alicia Keys! Are you just going to stand there singing about it, or are you going to help the poor girl?!? GET A BUCKET OF WATER THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!
Your kid can't walk? Let's have a 5k, that'll make them feel better...
Future Jobs For Kellyanne Conway: Curator of the Bowling Green Massacre Memorial Museum.
Constitution signed [X] Morons taking over and ruining it [X] ... We gotta fix this country. 