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   messageicon Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 14:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: If you see posts offering free clips of Justin Bieber's new album, DO NOT CLICK. They link directly to free clips of Bieber's new album. Your welcome!
←Rate | 06-19-2012 17:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality.
←Rate | 06-24-2012 22:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking
←Rate | 07-11-2012 11:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to get a hold of Mitt Romney and ask him who does his taxes…
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:20 by XX-FOXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time someone presses the elevator button you've already pressed,,, act totally impressed & tell them they did it waaaay better than you.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 08:31 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's long and hard, but can't get up? A North Korean rocket.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 12:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 10:17 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Doctor, these other patients are clueless.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 16:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was single, I would have a stick figure of myself on the back of my car next to a bag of cash.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 08:47 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of my best relationships now are with people who I dont have relationships with anymore.....
←Rate | 01-25-2010 18:41 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon iPad...for when you have your iPeriod
←Rate | 01-27-2010 16:39 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay...someone explain this to me. You have five urinals in a public restroom and are using the one all the way at the end. Someone walks in and....out of the four other available urinals, decides to "neighbor pee" in the one next to you......WTH?!?
←Rate | 09-09-2010 17:31 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man gets on a plane with 6 kids. The flight attendant asks, "Are these your kids?" The man replies, "No, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"
←Rate | 09-15-2010 01:02 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 little sentences that will get you through life...1 "Cover me" 2 "Good idea,boss" 3 "It was like that when I got here".
←Rate | 09-15-2010 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 16:18 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon fixed a $2 toy with an $8 tube of glue. Because the rules of economics don't apply to parenthood.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 09:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 17:39 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that?"... thought the spider.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 21:45 by Aaron Comments (0)  



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