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tired of having 6 toes and watching purple clouds fish for dolphins...but this lsd is good 
walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64k,128k,256k,512k and 1mb. That was a trip down memory lane
What would happen if Superman consumed 10 Lbs of laxative?
I used to love, respect and cherish every moment we spent together and then something happened...oh yeah, I built a bridge and got over it!
I am my own worst enemy, and the enemy has gas weaponry.
Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life. So, get wasted all the time and have the time of ur life ;)
Life is short...Break the rules, forgive, love, laugh, and never regret anything that made you smile!
Dad...I forgot to brush my teeth before school. That's okay...here's a piece of gum:)
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up...
hasn't slept for ten days.........................................because that would be too long.
free everyday it's in the constitution
iAm so tired of hearing about stupid iPhone apps...
A new study shows the 'doggie position' is the most common sexual position used by married couples... the Husband sits up and begs while the Wife rolls over and plays dead.
Now that I am woke and want to make amends for my hateful act of being born white, I want reparations for all the money I spent at Pottery Barn over the years.
The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.
Amazon, quit fluctuating your prices all the time. sincerely- your customer!
I don't think allowing the mentally I'll people to obtain guns is making America great. Now I don't feel safe anymore.
If you think Amy Schumer is either hot or funny, you're what's wrong with America....
Pretending that looters, rioters, assaulters and arsonists are "peaceful protesters" does not make you look like a sympathizer. It makes you look like an id!ot..
boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs 