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You know those intense unexplained pains you get sometimes? You deserve those. 
I heard that the world is going to end in 2012, because that's only as far as the Mayan calendar goes. But the news gets even worse: I checked MY calendar, and it only goes to the end of this year!"
not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink...I already have one
True Story: People will believe you when start a story saying "True story"
I saw LeBron james this afternoon and I asked him for a dollar. He only gave me 75 cents. I was a bit puzzled until I remembered LeBron never gives you the fourth quarter.
I don't get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.
Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
Omg there is high definition paint? People will believe anything. Well I just invented hd crayons, for the low price of 59.99 a box you can watch you drawings pop off the paper.. Idiots
So pathetic when some people use Facebook as their drama diary. Every. Freakin. Day.
Dont tell me you are missing me when you are not doing anything about it.
I believe a lot of conflict in the old west could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Today looks like a good day to do all the nothing I have planned.
I can always tell when I'm drunk. I tend to drop things...like my standards
i think I spend more time looking for a movie on netflix then actually watching
When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn.
There should be realtionship status that says,"I don`t even know what`s going on"
As I watch this Spider walk across my floor, I wonder if his Spidey senses are telling him, he's f*cked
Dear Enemies, I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be patient.
I test my jokes on my dog, if he wags his tail - they make the cut.
Anyone with 600 friends shouldn't have to take their own picture.
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