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I joined Facebook as an outlet to complain about stuff, now I need someplace to complain about Facebook.
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06-05-2012 13:06
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Congress has an approval rating of 13% you should know Naked cannibals on Bath Salts are at 18%.
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06-09-2012 00:59 by
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You know what makes me mad? The fact that I know who Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are.
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06-09-2012 06:17 by
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i'm really good at walking along, minding my own business and then having something happen
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06-28-2012 07:08 by
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You remind me of someone I'd never like to meet.
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06-30-2012 09:17
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I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
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07-04-2012 15:08
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Most girls: “I hangout with guys, there's less drama.” Me: “I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.”
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07-05-2012 21:58 by
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Appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had.
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10-15-2011 18:53 by
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Wondering if the inventor of the remote was clever or just lazy.
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10-20-2011 00:59
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Vodka is the drink of feelings. Whiskey is the drink of revenge against feelings. I'll take one of each, please.
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11-11-2011 10:35 by
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Sorry to say, but if you're celebrating Veterans Day by calling into work so you can stay home and play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, then you're doing it wrong.
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11-11-2011 13:59 by
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The best thing about hanging out with kids is they can't bore you by talking about their kids.
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10-13-2011 16:24
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The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them.
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05-22-2011 09:33
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I always say the things better left unsaid.
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06-27-2011 13:09 by
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I know a lot of women with A.D.D. (Attention Demanding Disorder)
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04-12-2011 12:22 by
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I thought we were trying to clean up the planet? So why'd the Navy pollute it with the rubbish they picked up in Pakistan today?
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05-02-2011 12:26
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Most schools have renamed Tug of War to "Tug of Strength." What's next? "Tug of Everybody Wins Just By Showing Up?"
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05-07-2011 01:44
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For me to go insane would be such a slight change that I don't think anybody would notice...
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05-13-2011 07:49 by
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I've got to stop believing everything I think.
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08-10-2011 10:23 by
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Textaphrenia – thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
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09-06-2011 14:55 by
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