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I bought new c#m catchers, I mean socks. . .
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05-25-2016 20:50 by
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I think people can be politically correct all they want. As long as they shut the f#ck up about it. . .
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05-24-2016 21:48 by
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I'm going to the Aquarium, do some fishing. . .
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05-06-2016 16:54 by
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Love the share your memories. Hey, I deleted that stupid f#cking comment of yours from four years ago. Do you have a guilty conscience.. lol. . .
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04-15-2016 13:48 by
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If the first person who said: As god is my witness he should strike me down with a bolt of lightning actually got struck, there'd be a lot of dead people in the world for lying or a very lot of honest people. . . So where is this god you speak of.
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04-04-2016 07:36 by
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Duct tape can't fix stupid Hillary Clinton supporters, but it can muffle the sound.
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04-03-2016 22:13 by
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My favorite holiday is, National Egg Salad Lunch Monday. . .
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03-25-2016 22:33 by
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If there's a Joe Smoe from Idaho. He must be pi$$ed off !
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03-17-2016 18:36 by
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I use brown eggs occasionally, if I am going to egg someone's car. . .
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03-16-2016 18:41 by
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I use white eggs, does that make me prejudice ?
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03-16-2016 18:39 by
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Well, I've come to the conclusion that nobody can tell me how to get to Sesame St. . .
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03-09-2016 11:23 by
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If Zombies eat brains, I know a lot of people who have nothing to worry about. . .
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03-08-2016 19:58 by
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Think I will get a night job being a cuddler. After 8 hrs the $ex is free. . .
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03-08-2016 18:47 by
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The greatest feeling in the world is when your girlfriend tells you, you're better in bed than her husband. . .
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03-06-2016 06:16 by
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She wants to go steady she says, it will be great she said. Until she said, tell me your pass words. Over my dead body I said. . .
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03-03-2016 22:01 by
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Can someone please post a picture of your breakfast for me.. to encourage me to get to make my own. . .
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03-03-2016 08:18 by
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Once upon a time there were three little pigs at a pig roast, end of story. . .
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02-29-2016 19:30 by
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I'm beginning to think my type is just a font. . .
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02-28-2016 19:13 by
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In the news today Amanda Bynes got a haircut. Why is this news, who the f#uck is she and who the f#ck cares. . .
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02-26-2016 15:57 by
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If we had to pay for internet ink. Facebook wouldn't exist.
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02-19-2016 19:21 by
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