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Like if you ever had High School friends hook you up that worked at fast food places.
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05-19-2012 00:43 by
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Hey FB friend, the only time I've acknowledged you ever was thirty seconds after I accepted your friend request I scanned through your photos with negative results.
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05-18-2012 00:04 by
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Friendly Advice: If you run out of Chapstick, just use chicken sh!t. It doesn't help your chapped lips, but it keeps you from licking them.
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05-17-2012 16:12 by
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there anything worse than being in a quiet break-room with someone eating something crunchy?
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05-16-2012 15:25 by
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Teach me to fish...With the price of fishing licences, it would be cheaper to just buy the little b@stards!
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05-16-2012 12:27 by
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Signing off, my Wife says I need to finish my bath. Peace out Peeps
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05-15-2012 22:52 by
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My biggest fear is that FB will rat on on me and post "So&So is listening to Hall and Oats on IHeart Radio".
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05-10-2012 16:41 by
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Never "hood-slide" like Bo Duke on a hot summer day wearing cut-off jean shorts....
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05-10-2012 16:33 by
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believes every road in the world is under construction right now!
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05-10-2012 13:56 by
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Safety glasses? On this jobsite, we squint for safety!!
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05-10-2012 08:42 by
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there someone making $ off of all this "Liking" on FB?
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05-06-2012 22:51 by
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Hey Jack In The Crack...I ordered an Ulitimate Burger not an Ultimate Mustard!
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05-05-2012 19:26 by
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To the guy next to me at the rest-area urinal...The fact that you still have your sunglasses on kinda creeps me out.
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05-02-2012 13:20 by
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My auto-correct has the education of a free year old.
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04-30-2012 19:01 by
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Reading the first dozen pages, reminds me of reading something from the 50s...so wholesome.
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04-28-2012 07:35 by
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She's trained right when you roll up to pump fuel, and she jumps out to clean the windows.
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04-27-2012 17:35 by
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You can take that thumb, and shove it up your A$$.
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04-27-2012 15:54 by
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Just ate the last bit of food in my lunch box, this overtime now officially sucks!!!!
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04-27-2012 15:48 by
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Going half way across the state this morning, and you know what that means...this truck is now a rolling karaoke machine.
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04-27-2012 11:46 by
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Try and find me now Sucka!- bread tie
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04-24-2012 23:48 by
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