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The best part about this status update is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it
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06-21-2012 13:45 by
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As I caress your firm roundness with my hands and press my face into your pink flesh your sweet juices run down my face. I love watermelon!!
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06-21-2012 14:38 by
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Texting 101: (Oh) = stop talking to me. (K) = I'm done talking. (Whatever) = f**k you. (Fine) = f**k it. (I guess) = I don't give AF.
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06-21-2012 16:46 by
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I hate when people write thing like "b4" instead of "before." It's English, not Bingo.
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06-21-2012 17:31 by
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Cell phone, I dont know why you keep capitalizing VODKA, But I like the way you party....
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06-21-2012 17:34 by
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Stop reading this and go have some sex
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06-21-2012 17:38 by
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More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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06-21-2012 18:38 by
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When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
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06-30-2012 17:46 by
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Watching Man vs Food. I think I've finally found someone who's had more meat in them than Kim Kardashian.
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06-30-2012 17:46 by
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Let me eat your face off.....said no pot head ever!
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06-30-2012 17:48 by
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My cat just graduated from the University of Phoenix.
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06-30-2012 17:50 by
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I'm still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
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07-02-2012 11:40 by
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She said she wanted to get a facial, but then she got mad when I came on her face!
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07-09-2012 00:56 by
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I'm probably not the first person to notice, but the plots of "Finding Nemo" and "Taken" are virtually identical.
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07-09-2012 22:41 by
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Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics' album at 4am.
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07-12-2012 18:29 by
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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Stoner: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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07-12-2012 22:22 by
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“Don't drink and drive, When you can Smoke and fly! “
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07-12-2012 22:25 by
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Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the a$$hole for tripping him??
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07-14-2012 12:31 by
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Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy.
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07-14-2012 12:33 by
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I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly.
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07-14-2012 12:35 by
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