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Today's irony: listening to Skynard's "That smell" as I'm driving by Harris Beefs stockyard.
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05-18-2011 10:35 by
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You know you've made a serious vocational error, if you're covered in blood, crap, or oil by 6am.
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05-24-2011 18:09 by
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What a great world it would be, if the only complaint was bugs on the windshield.
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05-25-2011 11:02 by
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I find it hard to sing the Beach Boys without using my "girl" voice.
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05-26-2011 13:36 by
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Even though my house has an alarm, I still like to set booby traps...just in case.
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05-27-2011 13:16 by
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Women...why is it so hard to F-in fill the gas tank? The E doesn't stand for ENOUGH!!
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06-15-2011 22:01 by
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checked in at The F-in Catalina Wine Mixer.
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07-01-2011 17:53 by
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utilizing a fake phone call to avoid being solicited at the pump.
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07-19-2011 18:54 by
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If you're a thug driving a luxury SUV fully customized, don't be surprised when I question the legitimacy of your income.
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08-18-2011 10:13 by
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If you call my house and fail to leave a message, you deserve to be screened.
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08-22-2011 20:36 by
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If you want to insure you work in the field, bring something that needs to be microwaved for lunch :/
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08-25-2011 15:34 by
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Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
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08-26-2011 14:51 by
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Remember back in the day when you would make a collect call and try to yell the info to the other party before you were disconnected?
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09-21-2011 01:35 by
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Just watched the movie Scarface. I'm not one to judge, but if you use your entire hand to make the line you might have a drug problem.
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09-21-2011 01:39 by
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Don't you hate when you're driving and smell oil or a hot radiator and then automatically assume it's "your" car.
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09-21-2011 14:54 by
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Just heard on the news we're still waiting on news of the falling satellite. Anyone know where Bruce Willis is?
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09-24-2011 01:06 by
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Dear Skoal Tobacco Co: Can you please come up with a pouch with a 50/50 mix of tobacco and coffee grounds? Thanks
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10-05-2011 14:40 by
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Health Tip: rubbing fruit in the palms of your hands is not a safe alternative to washing with water.
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10-14-2011 12:39 by
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You know you're country when you use a horse trailer to move.
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10-14-2011 13:32 by
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I quit smoking by switching to sunflower seeds. Cured my smoking habit, but now I have a strange desire to want to sh!t on newspaper...
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10-18-2011 18:09 by
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