Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Ok Facebook since you're so damn nosey, What's on YOUR mind?

   Celebrating 6 yrs of a social epidemic.Congrats Facebook for connecting people with friends;old,new,and weird. Using up people's time online. Poking as many women as possible.F*cking up relationships/marriages,and checking up on people's exaggerated lives

   thinking about building a house made of unopened Bud Light cans and bottles....[The commercial inspired me]

   playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.

   Damn! Facebook goes through more mood swings and changes than a 18 year old girl........or is it a 21 year old? [ I forgot which one was b*tch!er]

   how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??

   Maybe T-Mobile and Sprint should fight it out on which is the better carrier. It help boost their sales. Its working with AT&T and Verizon.

   Could switching to Geico really save you 50% or more on car insurance???.....Does being on Facebook really give you the feeling that people's lives are a little over-exaggerated just by reading their status updates?

   Did everybody see the trailer for the new Free Willy movie? They kept on showing it on the news.

   I saw a dog walking his blonde earlier today.

   The WIFE and her husband's CREDIT CARD....The True Marriage.

   why can't Twitter just die already?

   FASTEST means of Communication : 1) Phone 2) TV 3) Internet 4) Tell A Woman (For even FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE)

   Have you thought about being a bit selective when uploading photos. We don't need to see the WHOLE PHOTO SESSION.

   Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.

   YOUR interest in your own kids: 100% Everybody else's interest in YOUR kids: 0.3%

   Facebook 101: Seriously, if you've got something to say to someone, say it to them DIRECTLY. Don't post it on your wall for everyone else to see because no one else is interested, and people will just think you're a egotist.

   Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven't seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.

   come on now, you think Elin (Tiger's wife) would really walk away from all that money... She's not that crazy.

   Could you put some creativity in your pics. Nobody wants to see you make the same face 8 different ways.