mickeybruce Funny Status Messages

   ...the monkey's out of the bottle, man.

   just looked at Yahoo! Trending Now: Brett Favre and Britney Spears right next to each other. Uh-oh. This could get out of hand in a hurry...

   if at first you don't succeed, try again until you bleed

   not many people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on. His name was FrankEinstein

   has to go pee. and soon, or it's gonna be a BP

   and, finally, what do you call a deer with no eyes? I-Have-No-I-Deer!