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i am starting a go-fund-me page to gave a giraffe a c-section
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04-02-2017 22:04 by
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OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
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11-09-2016 17:45 by
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it took me 8 months to teach thee tubby one to say row
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12-20-2011 02:46 by
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Math quiz! If I have 1 boss and she has 4 personalities. How much should I spend on her x-mas present ?
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11-16-2014 14:10 by
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Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
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10-03-2014 21:40 by
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this fat free dinner taste like sadness!
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12-16-2013 21:17 by
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Sometimes the wine glass is just a waste of time
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02-25-2016 19:55 by
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Are you soft Kitty or smelly cat?
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12-16-2011 18:52 by
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yes I have a dirty mind, and you are in it…
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06-18-2014 21:44 by
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I got health insurance again! I get to go to a english speaking doctor
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06-25-2013 19:30 by
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2013 is the chinese year of the snake. I hope I can quit putting dragon on my checks
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12-31-2012 14:59 by
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Super creepy Rob Lowe and I are going to kick Rob Lowes ass
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10-22-2014 09:29 by
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think comcast went back to dial up today...... just saying
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04-18-2013 20:31 by
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my dinner taste like lazyness and the day before payday!
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07-10-2014 22:06 by
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marry the 1st girl who unhooks it for you! She hates to see you struggle
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01-21-2012 10:28 by
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I hate waiting in lines. I wish this lady would hurry up and pick a suspect already."
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01-16-2012 15:08 by
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its saturday and cartoons are on!
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01-07-2012 08:38 by
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any body else going to grab a six pack order a pizza and watch the GOP convention?
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08-28-2012 15:47 by
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how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat ?
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06-29-2013 20:28 by
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Only a few things Reeses cups will not fix!
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07-16-2013 20:45 by
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