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Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*
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07-27-2010 04:11 by
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Religions change; beer and wine remain.
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03-15-2011 03:36 by
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glad to see they are considering banning ED drug ads during the day. I hope the penalties are stiff.
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05-07-2009 12:29 by
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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03-15-2011 03:25 by
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Don't try winning an arguement with a girl, they will ALWAYS win.
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05-19-2010 22:08 by
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a Blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? " I said "i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!"
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05-19-2010 22:09 by
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thinks the fine people at Aleve are very wise indeed. For headaches, take two Aleve, and keep away from children.
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07-04-2009 13:29 by
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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03-04-2011 01:46 by
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Here's what I've learned about dogs: They're a lot like pretty girls. Having one or two around makes everything more fun, but when you get a whole bunch together, it turns into one big power struggle.
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03-15-2011 03:31 by
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wondering, aside from that one thing, how did Mary Todd Lincoln like the play?
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05-09-2009 21:59 by
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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
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06-22-2010 04:42 by
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I hate it when people steal my ideas before I think of them.
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05-19-2010 22:10 by
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Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons
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12-02-2012 05:44 by
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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03-15-2011 03:34 by
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I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
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03-10-2011 02:45 by
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Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
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08-02-2010 00:47 by
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Here it comesssss.... WOOT! WOOT! There it goessssssss.... "CHA-CHING!" Man, Payday Sux! :P
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05-19-2010 23:13 by
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
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06-19-2011 13:16 by
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Dear Ex, please get out of my head and heart. Sincerely, someone who`s trying to move on.
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06-19-2011 12:46 by
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1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
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12-07-2011 11:11 by
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