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If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
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01-11-2011 14:07 by
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had terrible piles since having her children.............. Piles of washing, Piles of ironing, Plies of dishes, Piles of toys.............
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05-25-2009 04:50 | Tags: Filtered
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helping Dora get to Mermaid Island
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06-05-2009 21:59 by
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all men are idiots, and I married their king
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06-19-2009 21:05 by
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just returned from a children's party. She's one of the survivors.
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07-06-2009 17:34 | Tags: Filtered
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Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.
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07-21-2009 12:58 | Tags: Filtered
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handling guns in the hunting department...and asking the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
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08-28-2009 05:10 | Tags: Filtered
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I don't want Jack Nicholson on my wall when he can't even protect a thriteen year old from Roman Polanski
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09-30-2009 23:07 by
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Religion is a spiritual joke thats gone too far.
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12-29-2013 09:04
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Our first lady will be doing a live show. Will there be a pole involved?
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03-06-2019 11:38
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2 + 2 = 46,783 -the CDC counting covid19 cases
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07-18-2020 08:56
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What do women and dog sh!t have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up
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10-14-2010 16:45 by
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HAPPY CANADA DAY! It's like the 4th of July but with real beer!
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07-01-2011 18:51
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I was going to dress up like sleepy joe this year for Halloween, but my head would'n't fit up my arse.
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10-26-2021 10:57
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I dont want to say the economy is getting bad under Joe, but I drove by the former Chucky Cheese which is now called "chucky government cheese"
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09-27-2021 16:09
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Obama: "We Must Punish Our Enemies" American Teabaggers and GOP candidates are enemies of the Latino people??? This DUDE is the Anti Christ.......
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10-28-2010 14:30 by
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The world needs a hero, I'll go change my clothes..
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03-14-2011 12:58 by
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Just made my plans for New Years Eve at midnight I will be jumping off a 30 foot tall solid gold T-Rex into a swimming pool filled with uncut blow. Naked of course!!!
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12-29-2012 14:33 | Tags: Filtered
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Mexican jokes & black jokes are all the same. Once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.
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06-08-2012 14:33 by
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!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅis ...Thats right I virtually cracked your screen ;P
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10-26-2011 22:49 by
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