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   messageicon If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......
←Rate | 01-11-2011 14:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon had terrible piles since having her children.............. Piles of washing, Piles of ironing, Plies of dishes, Piles of toys.............
←Rate | 05-25-2009 04:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon helping Dora get to Mermaid Island
←Rate | 06-05-2009 21:59 by brett | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon all men are idiots, and I married their king
←Rate | 06-19-2009 21:05 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just returned from a children's party. She's one of the survivors.
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.
←Rate | 07-21-2009 12:58 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon handling guns in the hunting department...and asking the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
←Rate | 08-28-2009 05:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want Jack Nicholson on my wall when he can't even protect a thriteen year old from Roman Polanski
←Rate | 09-30-2009 23:07 by John | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religion is a spiritual joke thats gone too far.
←Rate | 12-29-2013 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our first lady will be doing a live show. Will there be a pole involved?
←Rate | 03-06-2019 11:38 Comments (8)  


   messageicon 2 + 2 = 46,783 -the CDC counting covid19 cases
←Rate | 07-18-2020 08:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do women and dog sh!t have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up
←Rate | 10-14-2010 16:45 by jimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HAPPY CANADA DAY! It's like the 4th of July but with real beer!
←Rate | 07-01-2011 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to dress up like sleepy joe this year for Halloween, but my head would'n't fit up my arse.
←Rate | 10-26-2021 10:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont want to say the economy is getting bad under Joe, but I drove by the former Chucky Cheese which is now called "chucky government cheese"
←Rate | 09-27-2021 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama: "We Must Punish Our Enemies" American Teabaggers and GOP candidates are enemies of the Latino people??? This DUDE is the Anti Christ.......
←Rate | 10-28-2010 14:30 by Bill Comments (7)  


   messageicon The world needs a hero, I'll go change my clothes..
←Rate | 03-14-2011 12:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just made my plans for New Years Eve at midnight I will be jumping off a 30 foot tall solid gold T-Rex into a swimming pool filled with uncut blow. Naked of course!!!
←Rate | 12-29-2012 14:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mexican jokes & black jokes are all the same. Once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.
←Rate | 06-08-2012 14:33 by @JTWOSQUARED Comments (0)  


   messageicon !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅis ...Thats right I virtually cracked your screen ;P
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  



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