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Getting a cavity filled tomorrow... Geesh, I hate going to the airport 
After seeing all this 12/12/12 stuff today, I can tell you December 21st is really going to be annoying.
The only success in life is making someone drive back and forth in front of your house late at night, wishing they were still with you.
Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I'm just a butthead."
I'm going to take a shot for every "like" I get on this status....then again....I'm taking shots whether you b*stards like it or not.
Emo kids can't wait to reach puberty so they can cut themselves shaving.
Sometimes I use unforgettable movie characters to inspire me. You know, like Ferris Bueller…
Man, I beat my meat like I just caught it breaking into my apartment.
Think the Covid19 is bad?
Wait till you catch the "Blue Flu"
Bill O'Reilly and Bill Cosby walk into a bar. Everyone immediately covers their drinks in fear.
where do I sign to get microchipped and controlled by the government i'm tired of making my own decisions
The American People are voicing the collective concern over the shocking attempts by Democrats to gut and abuse the US Constitution. So predictably the Democrat response to this concern is to Abuse and Gut the the United States Constitution.... Go Figure
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI
What do you call an Indian with no money? Brokeahontas.
I wish I could talk like fez from the 70 show. "good day, I said good day
Keep your head up high & your middle finger higher!
thank you, tapout for clearly showing the world who the douches are...
going to follow people around today with a xbox controller and yell this sims game sucks!
In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!!!
We used a blow up doll for a raft one time. You should have seen the looks on the parents faces. It was awesome. Giddyup! 