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toooo many Debbie Downers on facebook...wah, my life sucks, wah, my husband died ,wah, I burned dinner... 
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this post is about you, don't you? don't you?
Everyone makes mistakes, accept for me.
Spandex: a Right, not a Privilege.
dude, where's my government
New Presidential Executive Order: All DNC Trolls must now only fly United Airlines
Having a search warrant is not a break in .
Why are they called ‘school gym clothes’ and not ‘class action suits’?
George W said he spoke with Osama, and Osama said he didn't do it.
A three-legged dog walks into an Old West saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw!"
In the 2020 election, remember... Bernie is with her...
Fidget Spinners: Is that like really small women with Turetts Syndrome?
The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
Remember the time when you said that you hire the best people, then all those people went to prison? That was awesome!
An agnostic is just an atheist who is hedging his bets.
Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.
be glad ur not a smurf....they have blue balls 24/7
If you don't want me pointing out your faults, don't have so many to choose from
Can I come over and mess up your hair and makeup?
Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every night. 